It has been one of those things where you do not feel like you will ever fall in love but you met this one person. Someone who is not like anyone else and marches to their own beat. They brighten the room when they walk in and your heart starts to beat a bit faster. Everything you know disappears and for a moment they are the only thing that exists. The first few moments of idle chatter is unbearable but then they start to ask you more in depth questions trying to get to know you better. You can stare into their eyes and feel absolutely comfortable sharing anything. They stand close to you when you talk and whisper into your ear during a movie even though they know you hate it. They make you feel irritated and overjoyed at the same time and you cannot help but smile. You poke fun with each other and tease. They share a bottle of wine and do not mind drinking out of the same glass as you do. Their goofy laugh is so infectious and you cannot keep a straight face whilst talking. They are the person who makes you feel wanted and you want to be with them. You want to go to sleep in their arms, dream about them, and wake up to their smiling face next to yours. They are the ones you think about 16 times a day and who make you want to be a better person. No matter how hard you fight it you cannot deny the feelings you have for them. Their presence brings you peace and you fall for them harder than anyone ever before.
Comedic monologue emotional prep: Snakebit
My life sucks because I am married and never get the chance to hook up with a teenager. If I were gay I would get so much more action…
I’ve been waiting for this for about a month and a half!! So excited to have a social life again/ I finally get to cut my hair and I don’t have to wear ridiculous hats to keep it down. Now I’ll prolly have time to work out again too!