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thegreatbootydetective:

iverbz:

solarsenpai:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

majiinboo:

NOOOOOOO!

oh.. my…. godddddddddd ….

Oh my god

she gotta leave the state after this

looks like she did
the whoopsie poopsie

thegreatbootydetective:

iverbz:

solarsenpai:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

majiinboo:

NOOOOOOO!

oh.. my…. godddddddddd ….

Oh my god

she gotta leave the state after this

looks like she did

the whoopsie poopsie

(via captain-jackdaniels)

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

(via iwannatouchthebutt)

"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved."

- Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan (via quotes-shape-us)

(via caffeinatedidealist)

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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(via scatter--the--nuns)

SEND ME A NUMBER

1: i'd bang you against a wall

"If they miss you, they’ll call. If they want you, they’ll say it. If they care, they’ll show it. And if not, they aren’t worth your time."

- (via nostalgiceuphoriaa)

(via myowntwoshoes)

#gentle reminder

randomuncguy:

I just need someone to hold close at the end of the day, to keep him safe and secure and loved. I just want to be the one to wrap my arms around him when he is feeling unsure, to be his support through the bad days and the good. When he reaches for me he knows without a question that I will always be there with all the comfort and love I can give.

randomuncguy:

I just need someone to hold close at the end of the day, to keep him safe and secure and loved. I just want to be the one to wrap my arms around him when he is feeling unsure, to be his support through the bad days and the good. When he reaches for me he knows without a question that I will always be there with all the comfort and love I can give.

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

Turn ons: common sense

(via halloweenmovie)

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

(via awkwardseduction)